MZ on Prickly People

Sure, Edgar will let you pet him. But not for more than 3 seconds straight. After that, Edgar gets afraid he's enjoying himself too much. And next thing you know, your hand is caught in a venus fly-trap of prickly kitty teeth and claws. Edgar is only a few months old. His brain is only the size of a walnut. Plus his biological mother was rather promiscuous, sometimes having 12 to 15 kitties, all out of wedlock, in one calendar year. So, it's no wonder Edgar is the way he is. So, what's your excuse?

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