MZ on Satanic Tolerance
I hope when I get to hell, Satan isn't like one of those neat freaks who makes you take your shoes off before you walk in. Cuz chances are, my socks will have holes in them. And then I'll be all embarrassed and nervously crack a joke like, "Hey, Prince of Darkness, my socks are pretty holey, are you sure they deserve to go to hell?" Then he'll probably look at me like everyone always looks at me, like he's thinking, "Really? I gotta spend the rest of eternity with this schmuck? Really? They don't call it hell for nothing."