MZ on the Origin of Easter

Happy Easter people! In case you didn't know, here's a brief history on Easter/Easter Eggs/Jesus/Colt 45 Connoisseur, Lando Calrissian: Everybody knows Jesus was known to ride around Jerusalem on a magic bunny who produced rainbow-colored poop and eggs. Jewish kids had great fun trying to determine which ones were poop and which ones were eggs. In fact, kids were so enamored with the rainbow-colored poop/eggs parents had no choice but to hide them. Until one day Lando Calrissian freed all the rainbow-colored poop/eggs, spreading Easter joy throughout the land. That is why today, Billy Dee Williams can't walk into a shopping mall without being bombarded with hugs and kisses and rainbow-colored poop/eggs. Amen.

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