I always think about that silliness, you know, when someone asks you, "If you only had a week left to live, what would you do?" Chances are, none of us would do what we're doing. What does that say about us? Are we just a bunch of sorry-ass drones shuffling our feet through our lives in order to get to the stuff we really want to do? Whatever that is. I hope not. Amen. Bless me father for I have sinned.
Convince the girl that your penis size is a result of the weather.
Girls often blame things on the weather. They pull that shit all the time. Why not try it? Explain to the girl that since it is so cold or so hot, your penis is smaller than usual. You could say, “Yeah, it’s because of all the rain we’ve been having. My penis is usually monstrous but for some reason whenever it rains my penis only gets yay big.”