MZ on Contraception, Legitimate Rape-Style
The next time I'm having sex with a girl. And who knows, it might happen. I hope, while we're doing it, unprotected style, I remember to tell the girl, "Listen, Baby. I like you a whole lot. I do. I do. But, Baby, we don't wanna mess up and have a baby, now do we, Baby? So, if you don't mind, please try to shut the whole thing down, as in all your girl-parts. You know, like you were being legitimately raped. Can you do that for me, Baby? Thanks a lot. Now, excuse me, while I kiss the sky." I always recite song lyrics when I'm about to finish. It's just something you need to know about me.