MZ on Using Hotdogs For Currency

I wish we used hot dogs for currency. I mean, it wouldn't be very practical. I mean, it'd be hard to hold more than a dozen hot dogs or so on your person at once. But just think of all the applications! Plus when you go downtown and you are accosted by the beggars, asking for change, or in this case an extra hot dog, I mean, crap, you'd probably be relieved to give them an extra hot dog, cuz that'd mean one less hot dog you have to lug around.

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