Dear cricket somewhere in my room. I apologize for freaking out and flinging you across the room. If I was thinking straight I would have pulled myself together and simply returned you to the wild (aka my backyard). But damn, you freaked me out! So, if we should meet again, I hope to do right by you. I hope to exhibit some shred of manliness and not scream like a girl and fling you across the room. You deserve better, cricket.