MZ on 3 Things I've Learned From Watching The Tudors

There are 3 things I've learned from watching the Tudors. 1. There were a lot more boobs back then, natural ones at that. 2. It's amazing how much the Catholic Church controlled things during the 1500's. 3. It's unfathomable to see to what lengths the world can be changed by one single solitary and skillfully wielded hoo-ha, in this case Anne Boleyn's hoo-ha. I mean, if it weren't for this conniving whore and her mercenary snatch, latching onto Henry VIII's lustful mind and/or balls, Protestantism might not have ever taken root in the world. Without the English King's need for a divorce, causing a schism in the Catholic Church, the Catholics definitely would have been strong enough to eventually smother Lutheranism in its crib. It's amazing. It is to be noted, I usually don't condone the usage of the word "snatch" to describe a woman's hoo-ha. I find the term repulsive. A hoo-ha should be treated with the utmost respect, and thus, should always be referred to as Hoo-Ha or Miss, Mrs. or Madame Hoo-Ha.

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