MZ on Being An Authority

I'm the authority on so few things. Especially authority itself. I've never really been in charge of anything. That might be why, when I need to get everyone's attention, I rarely succeed in doing so. And yet you're reading this right now. And so, I kinda have a little authority. Or at least I have a bit of your attention. And so, while I have you here, allow me to say, quite plainly, and honestly, and without discrimination, I like boobies
Why, there's two boobies right now!

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