MZ on Voting For Jesus
Every four years I try to do the right thing. Every four years I vote for Jesus Christ to be president. I look at the ballot and ignore those good for nothing humans and skip right down to the write-in line and write in Jesus Christ. But no matter what, Jesus never wins! I'm totally at a loss. I'm trying to put Him first. Who knows, maybe it's not His will to run this country. Maybe He doesn't wanna eat where he shits. Regardless, I'm gonna keep writing His name in, cuz sometimes us humans just gotta impose our will on various deities.